Maybe none of you like this stuff, but I think it is HILARIOUS!! Here we go: (all supposed to be real headlines)
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Those reporters don't miss a thing do they?
Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
And then they head to the convenience store .
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Hey, he IS just a man!
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
I have explained before - NEVER give tools and/or implements to an animal!
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
Too many options here, talk among yourselves.
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
They call him "Bunny" now. (think about it)
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
These are too easy!!
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
Had to be a K-Mart, I have done half that at a K-mart myself.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Then they pulled rabbits out of their hats.
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Would Saddam have allowed this? I think not.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
You know what they say - "the smeller's the feller".
And finally, a headline that made some journalism professor and parents soooooo proud:
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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Stay tuned for more (and I'm feeling a rant on the state of affairs in our great nation as well)
If you are truly pressed for time, just read the bold, italicized, and underlined sentences. That won't take you long at all! Another year has passed and if you are reading this, a new one is getting ready to start (or has started) for you. New Year’s celebrations are a time for reflection on what has happened and also a chance to start anew. New Year’s resolutions are a manifestation of this. Weight loss plans, gym proprietors, exercise equipment makers, and others know this. If you have watched any TV, gone online, or read any magazines or newspapers you know that the people that make their living selling and signing people up for those things are hitting it hard. We like new beginnings and the chance to reset and set new goals. Losing weight, stopping smoking, cut back or stopping drinking, and other things a lot of folks see as improvement are at the forefront of our collective thoughts and efforts this time of year. Although not a real advocate of New Year’s resolutions, I
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