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Dictionary for our times

In keeping with the times and in accordance with the continuous comments about our "immigration problem" when discussing illegal aliens; the following definitions are now in effect: 1) breaking and entering will now be called a "visitation problem" 2) robbery will be called an "ownership problem" 3) car theft will be called a "travel problem" 4) embezzlement will be called a "borrowing problem" 5) murder will be called a "death problem" and my all time oldie-but-goodie: Bank robbery will be called a "withdrawal problem" They're ILLEGAL people.... Geez!!