Sorry, I was going to do a scathing report on some government inefficiencies, but this is just more fun! MORE HEADLINES...
Actually this one is kind of a report on government inefficiencies:
City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells
Oh my, maybe they are too "full of it" to notice?
Midget Sues Grocer; Cites Belittling Remarks
Students Cook & Serve Grandparents
If this catches on it could solve a number of problems - school lunch costs, Social Security costs, and more!
This one requires a bit of the article as well -
Army Vehicle Disappears
An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has vanished after being painted with camouflage.
At least they know it works!
Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
I KNEW we had too many lawyers! (or alternately - You gotta hate when that happens)
County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds
Government at work
Volunteers Search for Old Civil War Planes
Then I guess they will move on to Revolutionary War planes?
Meeting on Open Meetings is Closed
The issue seems to have been resolved to me. Who called this meeting?
Just hold on, there will be more.