JUST SOME POSTS

Sorry, I was going to do a scathing report on some government inefficiencies, but this is just more fun! MORE HEADLINES... Actually this one is kind of a report on government inefficiencies: City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells Oh my, maybe they are too "full of it" to notice? Midget Sues Grocer; Cites Belittling Remarks Really? Students Cook & Serve Grandparents If this catches on it could solve a number of problems - school lunch costs, Social Security costs, and more! This one requires a bit of the article as well - Army Vehicle Disappears An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has vanished after being painted with camouflage. At least they know it works! Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself I KNEW we had too many lawyers! (or alternately - You gotta hate when that happens) County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds Government at work Volunteers Search for Old Civil War Planes Then I guess they will move on to Revolutionary...

Read the post below. I was just looking and realized I really blew it with the 4th one down. If you have not read them, go ahead I'll wait. Got it? OK. The comment for the fourth one should read... Oops, I did it again!

I have not done these for a while. Here is the REAL news... Police Use Taser on Fake Cougar May 18th (UPI) Warren, Mich Working their way up to the real animals I guess. Chance of Rain Today Depends on Where you Live May 29th  Buffalo, NY It takes training to do the weather. Man walks into a bar: grabs another man's beer, chokes bartender August 1 (AP)  Dayton, OH There is probably a priest and a duck that come in later. I didn't read the story. Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man with Britney Tatoo July 21st (UPI) Stanton, Pa It always starts with the tatoos. Woman Steal $650 Worth of Gum from Hospital Gift Shop June 10th (AP)  Columbus, OH What's that, three - four packs? and lastly... Grandpa, Pregnant Mom Tasered at Party July 20th (UPI)  Manassa, Va It's not a party 'til Grandpa gets tasered. It is now the next morning after originally posting these. This last one has kept me going all night. I have additional comments ...