Sorry, I was going to do a scathing report on some government inefficiencies, but this is just more fun! MORE HEADLINES... Actually this one is kind of a report on government inefficiencies: City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells Oh my, maybe they are too "full of it" to notice? Midget Sues Grocer; Cites Belittling Remarks Really? Students Cook & Serve Grandparents If this catches on it could solve a number of problems - school lunch costs, Social Security costs, and more! This one requires a bit of the article as well - Army Vehicle Disappears An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has vanished after being painted with camouflage. At least they know it works! Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself I KNEW we had too many lawyers! (or alternately - You gotta hate when that happens) County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds Government at work Volunteers Search for Old Civil War Planes Then I guess they will move on to Revolutionary
The universe, by definition, is infinite. It is arrogant for us to think mankind can formulate all the questions much less grasp all the answers.