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I have not done these for a while. Here is the REAL news... Police Use Taser on Fake Cougar May 18th (UPI) Warren, Mich Working their way up to the real animals I guess. Chance of Rain Today Depends on Where you Live May 29th  Buffalo, NY It takes training to do the weather. Man walks into a bar: grabs another man's beer, chokes bartender August 1 (AP)  Dayton, OH There is probably a priest and a duck that come in later. I didn't read the story. Pink-Clad Pooch Stolen from Gay Bar by Man with Britney Tatoo July 21st (UPI) Stanton, Pa It always starts with the tatoos. Woman Steal $650 Worth of Gum from Hospital Gift Shop June 10th (AP)  Columbus, OH What's that, three - four packs? and lastly... Grandpa, Pregnant Mom Tasered at Party July 20th (UPI)  Manassa, Va It's not a party 'til Grandpa gets tasered. It is now the next morning after originally posting these. This last one has kept me going all night. I have additional comments ...

Maybe none of you like this stuff, but I think it is HILARIOUS!! Here we go: (all supposed to be real headlines) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Those reporters don't miss a thing do they? Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use And then they head to the convenience store . Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Hey, he IS just a man! Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax I have explained before - NEVER give tools and/or implements to an animal! Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says Too many options here, talk among yourselves. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge They call him "Bunny" now. (think about it) Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years These are too easy!! Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter Had to be a K-Mart, I have done half that at a K-mart myself. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Then they pulled rabbits out of their hats. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Would Saddam have allowed ...