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Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding!

....(fade in) announcer - So, let's give him a round of applause!! panelist 1 - Was it good? contestant - Yep? panelist 1 - Did you buy it or "find it" (chuckles and laughter from audience)? contestant - Bought it. announcer - One more question for you. panelist 1 - Did more than one of you eat off of it? contestant - Yep. announcer - OK. Any guesses? panelist 1 - UHHHHH - Nope, I guess not. announcer - panelist 2 panelist 2 - Was it cooked? contestant - Eventually (snickers from audience). panelist 2 - Did you have to skin it first? contestant - (whispers to announcer with question) I guess you could say so. announcer - Last question. panelist 2 - Would you eat it again? contestant - Yep, I guess. announcer - Ideas? panelist 2 - A possum? contestant - Nope. announcer - Well, that's all the time we have tonight. Tune in next time for: (entire audience) WHAT DID BUBBA EAT!! (fade out)