....(fade in) announcer - So, let's give him a round of applause!!
panelist 1 - Was it good?
contestant - Yep?
panelist 1 - Did you buy it or "find it" (chuckles and laughter from audience)?
contestant - Bought it.
announcer - One more question for you.
panelist 1 - Did more than one of you eat off of it?
contestant - Yep.
announcer - OK. Any guesses?
panelist 1 - UHHHHH - Nope, I guess not.
announcer - panelist 2
panelist 2 - Was it cooked?
contestant - Eventually (snickers from audience).
panelist 2 - Did you have to skin it first?
contestant - (whispers to announcer with question) I guess you could say so.
announcer - Last question.
panelist 2 - Would you eat it again?
contestant - Yep, I guess.
announcer - Ideas?
panelist 2 - A possum?
contestant - Nope.
announcer - Well, that's all the time we have tonight. Tune in next time for: (entire audience)
WHAT DID BUBBA EAT!! (fade out)
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