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SIGNS OF LIFE

I decided to stay on the light side of things again. (don't fret, I have more of my riveting social commentary on the way soon...) Here are some signs to help us make it through the day. First, some signs that may not be truthful: How about signs that confuse: Now those that are just mocking us! Then, the sign of TRUTH! Have the best day you can have. Remember, laugh!  Life is a sexually transmitted condition that is 100% fatal!

HEADLINES

It is time for some humor. You folks put up with my "serious rants" long enough. These are REAL (or very clever fakes) headlines from around the world: Squirrel 'Detained' by German Police for Stalking Woman Police originally thought she was nuts.  Man Shoots Firework From Top of His Head, Dies Everyone knows you should hold them in your hands! Pittsburgh Man Charged With Robbing Bank With a Sex Toy Too many...Too easy...Insert your answer here (pun intended) Shark Killed in Traffic Crash Let this be a lesson to you - SHARKS CAN'T DRIVE! German Asparagus Pickers Mistaken for Armed Gang Sure, that's what they want us to think!! An expert was called in to confirm! Read the comment in the subtitle.  Who'da thunk it! They consulted with the bug expert I bet.  And finally: Now that is a tough interview - put the rookie on it! That's all for now. SMILE, WOULD YA!! Remember LIFE is a sex...