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I have not done these in a while. (if you are interested, there are three or four others back a few years) HEADLINES, said to be REAL! With my comments - Woman Missing Since She Got Lost Sun-Times Media Wire It always has to start somewhere!  ( alternatively) Of course, prior to that, no one was looking! Man charged with exposure at Northgate Mall after showing 'glistening white buttocks' timesfreepress.com Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Drunk parrots acting up and falling out of the sky in Austrailia (again) metro.co.uk cracker heads   (or alternatively)   Crackers are a gateway drug   Man learns life lesson in naked fight with javelinas The Arizona Republic Some of lifes best lessons may be learned naked . (FYI, a javelina is sort of a wild pig-like critter) Cops: Woman had 81 lbs of junk in her trunk WWL Radio / freerupublic.com I am sure she is aware of it, no need to point it out! (alernatively) She's just big bon...