Maybe none of you like this stuff, but I think it is HILARIOUS!! Here we go: (all supposed to be real headlines)
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Those reporters don't miss a thing do they?
Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
And then they head to the convenience store .
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Hey, he IS just a man!
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
I have explained before - NEVER give tools and/or implements to an animal!
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
Too many options here, talk among yourselves.
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
They call him "Bunny" now. (think about it)
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
These are too easy!!
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
Had to be a K-Mart, I have done half that at a K-mart myself.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Then they pulled rabbits out of their hats.
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Would Saddam have allowed this? I think not.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
You know what they say - "the smeller's the feller".
And finally, a headline that made some journalism professor and parents soooooo proud:
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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Stay tuned for more (and I'm feeling a rant on the state of affairs in our great nation as well)
You may get this more if you read (or re-read) these older posts: "A Serious One" from 4/6/08 "Alphabet diseases" from 11/13/07 and "Questions" from 1/20/08 I am still trying to get answers to the Questions asked in the post above. I have not found any that are worthy of printing. I have come up with more questions: How does one handle seeing the continual decline of their spouse and not being able to do a thing about it? How do you take the inability of your 53 year old wife to get out of bed, or in and out of the shower unaided? How do you answer questions that beg not to be asked, like: will I see Bailey (our daughter, a rising senior)graduate; will Hannah (our granddaughter - almost 3) remember me; or will I see Landon (or grandson - 6 months) walk? How do you comfort your bride of 35+ years when she looks at you with tears streaming down her face? Most of all, how do you offer support and help when you are so damn mad at the world and the situa...
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