Maybe none of you like this stuff, but I think it is HILARIOUS!! Here we go: (all supposed to be real headlines)
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Those reporters don't miss a thing do they?
Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use
And then they head to the convenience store .
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Hey, he IS just a man!
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
I have explained before - NEVER give tools and/or implements to an animal!
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
Too many options here, talk among yourselves.
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
They call him "Bunny" now. (think about it)
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
These are too easy!!
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
Had to be a K-Mart, I have done half that at a K-mart myself.
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Then they pulled rabbits out of their hats.
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Would Saddam have allowed this? I think not.
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
You know what they say - "the smeller's the feller".
And finally, a headline that made some journalism professor and parents soooooo proud:
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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Stay tuned for more (and I'm feeling a rant on the state of affairs in our great nation as well)
Here is another thing that is bothering me - I am tired of people whining about gas prices. Gas was never free!! When people whine about "$40 to fill my tank" they forget that even at $2 a gallon it was $25 or so to fill it!! Here are some numbers: The average car in the U.S. is driven about 12,000 miles a year. If you get 20 MPG (hey if you are driving a Hummer, getting 10, I don't want to hear it!) That is 600 gallons of gas a year. Most people would be estatic if gas was at $2 a gallon again -SO, that is about $600 a year (for the extra $1 a gallon) or $11.54 a week. Now I know there are a LOT of folks that were struggling to pay the $2, but the average person I know was not. Here is another way to look at it. How many Starbuck's coffees or lattes have you had lately at $$37.33 a gallon? ($3.50 for a 12 oz one) How about a beer on an airplane at $53.33 a gallon? ($5 per) Then there is bottled water at $10.66 a gallon. ($1 a 12oz bottle -and it can be MUCH higher...
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