"Just a small bit of cheese sir?" I remember that plea like it was yesterday.
My father and his father before him were cabbies in London's eastside. I was destined to be one as well if I didn't break out of the future that was in the works for me. After the war, I luckily got a job with a small plastics firm on the continent, and well... the rest is history I guess.
Do fleas get parasites?
Can Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), be transmitted by leeches?
Remembering back to childhood, I loved when we would start the cattle drives each spring. The dew on the grass as we awoke to sounds of the herd gently lowing was just damp enough to require you to put on shoes to go to the stream for your morning bath. I loved the tuba music best I think. That or the wild Mexican hat dances that we would hold on Tuesdays. Hey, there was always lasagna night!! Moooooooo. Mooooooo.
The treehouse we lived in was especially cold in the winter months. Fires, of course, were forbidden, so we huddled together in our long johns for warmth. The cocoa was only lukewarm, but ahhhh the flavor. All the kids would climb down from their branches and sing. It was like a bit of heaven on earth most nights.
Do you ever wonder how sensitive a skunks sense of smell is?
Fat kids and see-saws.... a feast for the eyes!! The sounds of hot dogs cooking and the bellowing of the hounds will always remind me of Flag Day.
Do you feel the joy?
Good Night.
Well I am writing this from the scene of one of my latest moments of glory - the Comfort Suites in Colonial Heights, Va. For those of you that do not take notes of all my achievements - that was the hotel where I was (drum roll please - ) Guest of the Day about a month ago. I drove up (and parked in the Platinum Elite member space - I might add) gathered my goodies and headed in. I thought of pulling a hat down over my head and putting my collar up to hide from the photographers and autograph fans, but I had no hat and the crowds just were not really a problem. I ambled to the front desk and it was the same girl! Surely here the recognition would reign! But as I approached her I glanced to the reader board - the same reader board that not so long ago was praising me as Guest of the Day! I staggered a bit under the realization that there was another name on MY sign! Then it hit me - Guest of the Day! I had lived my glorious 24 hours and now it was time to move on. OH WOE IS ME. I curse ...
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