I knew my fan would be looking for another post. Since I am not "riled up" about anything and do not feel especially creative, here are some real headlines from the news:
Alligator Accused of Starting Fire at Abandoned Pennsylvania School
another reason never to let your pets play with matches!
Outrage in France After Boy Locked in Bedroom for Seven Years
six years, ehhh - seven, sacre bleu! (unfortunately, this was a case of severe child abuse. NOT funny - I was commenting on the weird wording of the headline)
Illegal Immigration Foe Fears Dead Goat Bearing Gang Sign Is Death Threat
I was not even aware goats ran in gangs! I guess the guy ran with a baaaaad crowd. I wonder if the alligator was involved?
Parrot Tattles on Cheating Lover
Bird love gone bad?
Chiropractor Treats Patients Using Time Travel
Was he using time travel to treat them or was he helping them recover from time travel? (I really wanted to know this, but could not find the actual article)
Naked, Crack-smoking Man Attacked by 11 Foot Alligator
Maybe this lead to the gator arson?!?
Dog Drives Car Into House
I think he thought goat gangs were meeting there.
Florida woman calls 911 over McNuggets
(so many comments here) Are McNuggets joining the goats with gangs now? or
Were they really THAT bad?
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
This is why we let the experts handle the crash sites.
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
too easy - think of your own, I'll wait......
There are a million more, but here are two of my favorites to finish up -
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarians Take Over
No comments needed.
And lastly -
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Enjoy your news.
Later
Here is another thing that is bothering me - I am tired of people whining about gas prices. Gas was never free!! When people whine about "$40 to fill my tank" they forget that even at $2 a gallon it was $25 or so to fill it!! Here are some numbers: The average car in the U.S. is driven about 12,000 miles a year. If you get 20 MPG (hey if you are driving a Hummer, getting 10, I don't want to hear it!) That is 600 gallons of gas a year. Most people would be estatic if gas was at $2 a gallon again -SO, that is about $600 a year (for the extra $1 a gallon) or $11.54 a week. Now I know there are a LOT of folks that were struggling to pay the $2, but the average person I know was not. Here is another way to look at it. How many Starbuck's coffees or lattes have you had lately at $$37.33 a gallon? ($3.50 for a 12 oz one) How about a beer on an airplane at $53.33 a gallon? ($5 per) Then there is bottled water at $10.66 a gallon. ($1 a 12oz bottle -and it can be MUCH higher
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