More wacky headlines. You can't convince me that journalism school is not worth it!
Teenage girls often have babies fathered by men
Hey, in movies sometimes they are fathered by aliens.
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
with lots of homework, I would guess.
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
this discovery only became possible after we found a guy that can determine the gender of mushrooms.
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
chocolate chips and raisins are soooo overrated.
Infertility unlikely to be passed on
maybe the first headline isn't so dumb afterall.
Work after Death
there are some TOUGH bosses out there - no time off for death, you slacker!
Child's death ruins couple's holiday
hopefully it didn't rain too.
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
I think I've seen this movie.
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
I'm waiting for the ruling on the thong.
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
I got basketball team lines, low doorway stuff, can't decide.
Lack of brains hinders research
maybe they should consider journalism?
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
a swing and a miss.
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
I have been on a bus with a few of these.
Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
I hope he doesn't think this will allow him to miss work!
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
hummm, maybe they will have to re-evaluate that work after death policy?
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
then send him to work.
Here's How You Can Lick A Doberman's Leg Sores
film at 11.
More later.
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