Skip to main content

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT GROUP AGAIN?

 I have been wrestling with doing a post since shortly after the last one. As I gave written here before, when I don't post it is more likely that I have too many ideas rather than none. There are many, many things that I have thought about writing on and a few I have actually "roughed out" in my head. But, then something else would come along before I got it written and take the space. So, I end up writing neither. Sigh.. So, here we go...

I thought I would just do a post on a new group I am founding and am going to be soliciting for members of shortly. It is the

 Stop Trying to Understand People with Ideas that are Different 

group or the acronym - STUPID. We spend entirely too much time trying to relate to all those other people that think differently than we do. It is time to get together to celebrate our agreement with the correct thoughts - ours. 

I am still working out the details but I know the ideas we will believe in will have to be determined and delineated so we can think alike. For that we will elect a Policy Committee or PC group to establish and oversee the correct ideas. This committee will work with members to record our common beliefs and ideas.

There will always be those detractors out there; those folks that don't want to follow STUPID ideas and thoughts. That is fine unless it becomes disruptive to the activities and beliefs of the group. Then we will have to have our enforcers come to assist in making sure that all know the PC way that the STUPID group is thinking. This group of members appointed to this important task will be known as: Administrative Staff Services to Help Overcome Losers that Eschew our Significance or simply ASSHOLES. 

These ASSHOLES will take to social media, chat rooms, bulletin boards, and even public gatherings to make sure that the ideas that come from the PC / STUPID are respected and appreciated by all.

So, prepare to join STUPID. There will be membership information coming to you soon. FYI, some of you are already grandfathered in as members due to your actions and support in the past. Some of you are pre-approved to be in the PC group. Lastly, a lot of you are already ASSHOLES. Now you can have a purpose beyond just calling out individuals for their erroneous ideas and statements. You can be STUPID! 

Stop Trying to Understand People with Ideas that 

are Different - Join STUPID today!

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Our Guv'ment

Section 8 - Powers of Congress The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises , to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States; To borrow money on the credit of the United States; To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes; To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States; To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States; To establish Post Offices and Post Roads ; To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings a...
2 comments
Read more

Who's got gas?

Here is another thing that is bothering me - I am tired of people whining about gas prices. Gas was never free!! When people whine about "$40 to fill my tank" they forget that even at $2 a gallon it was $25 or so to fill it!! Here are some numbers: The average car in the U.S. is driven about 12,000 miles a year. If you get 20 MPG (hey if you are driving a Hummer, getting 10, I don't want to hear it!) That is 600 gallons of gas a year. Most people would be estatic if gas was at $2 a gallon again -SO, that is about $600 a year (for the extra $1 a gallon) or $11.54 a week. Now I know there are a LOT of folks that were struggling to pay the $2, but the average person I know was not. Here is another way to look at it. How many Starbuck's coffees or lattes have you had lately at $$37.33 a gallon? ($3.50 for a 12 oz one) How about a beer on an airplane at $53.33 a gallon? ($5 per) Then there is bottled water at $10.66 a gallon. ($1 a 12oz bottle -and it can be MUCH higher...
1 comment
Read more

A Three Hour Tour, or, Perchance to drown

Imagine you and your spouse, or significant other, are on a nice boat ride called life. You are on this inconceivably large boat in a sea of unimaginable size on a trip of indeterminate length. Once in a while, you go through some beautiful. almost indescribable days where birds sing, wonderful angelic music accompanies you in your daily activities , and everything you want is there before you. Then there are the dark and stormy days where all you can do is hold on to the rail and upchuck your lunch into the water. Most of the days, however, are just a boat ride. One day your spouse falls overboard, fully clothed, and for no apparent reason. You quickly toss them a line, and say"hold on, I'll get you out!" There is no reason to panic, people fall into the water all the time. Plus, they are a fairly strong swimmer, we will get them out. So, you start pulling on the rope. After pulling and pulling you notice they are not any closer to the boat. You decide you need help....
1 comment
Read more